MISSING

NAME: FLIPPER

LAST SEEN: Packet-sniffing near a smart fridge

DESCRIPTION:

• 🧠 8-bit dolphin with attitude
• 🎧 Wears headphones
• 📡 Shoots out radio waves

SKILLS:

• 📺 TV-blasting remotes
• 🔑 Reading RFID badges
• 🚪 Hacking garage doors

⚠️ WARNING: May cause interference!

If seen, do not approach.
Offer fresh firmware and report here:

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